Marketing Explained in a Hilarious Way




Do you remember I posted about how capitalism was explained using cows? I thought that would be the end of it but suddenly, I bumped into something that might be the continuation of our hilarious explanation series. This is another post from a random guy whom I suspect to be the man behind the cow capitalism. And this time, he taps in explaining what marketing is in a most unusual but brief way and the result is extremely funny.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me" - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say "I'm rich. Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

Bonus two points from hilarious Netizens:

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and fill her up with a bunch of drinks she doesn't want to have and let her pay for it... - That's Apple Marketing.

11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You tell her you are rich, and ask her if she wants to marry you. She is richer than you but agree. - That's Buyout.
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